Yesterday, they weren't that bad but at the same time they were full of it. Here are some examples of what I dealt with during a one hour service.
Josh and Mikayla both saw Dan as we walked in: "There's Daddy!!!!"
Josh was counting all the pegs on the seats. He got up to 10! Although I'm proud of him, he didn't have to do it out loud.
Josh: My butt! It itches.
Josh: Look, a sword! There is one in the stained glass pictures
I took Josh out at one point and he said 'I'm going to grab momma's hippos!' and he did. I probably don't have to explain what he calls hippos. Luckily I was in the lobby and my back was turned at the time.